The Wumboist Republic of Equestria (short TWR Equestria) is a communist country. It follows a kingdom and is a place of Ponies, Unicorns, Alicorns,
Corns, Pegasi, Pedophiles and Rapists. Equestria is located near the Bermuda Triangle.
Equestria was formerly founded by Claude Frollo, so that he could burn with fire what he wanted, proclaiming this place like "Burnestria". Then Princess Celestia and Luna arrived and burned Frollo and his army with (obviously) fire, Frollo (burned alive) swore revenge against the two princess. After that day, Celestia and Luna created lives with the next elements:
- Human Skin
- Shit of Ganon
- Magic of Giygas
- Things of Morshu shop
...and the result were ponies, unicorns and pegasus. Everypony (yes, this is Equestrian English) spend all day discovering his talent, some are good but the most are drugs, sexism, murderer, rapist and/or pedophile.
The Equestrian Regime
Then Twilight Sparkle and his friends met themselves, Princess Celestia mind was corrupted by her goal to touch Twilight's Ass, That's how celestia turned into Rapist who wanted to everyday rape her slaves and her guards in the lunchtime. Twilight was raped by Celestia one time but Twilight achieved to escape from her showing Celestia "House Fancy" from SpongeBob Season 6 (The Worst Season with the infamous toenail scene).
FREDTen years after Attack FRED, Fred Figglehorn escaped to Equestria, he then stayed in the castle, that's when armed Canadian forces working for President Comys broke in and hunted down and shot Fred. At the same time, Celestia got infected by a virus spread by Sonic.exe and died later.
Post-War with Fuhur
The Wumboist Republic of Equestria is a social democracy with freedom of speech and freedom of religion thanks to Lord Tirek who finally achieved to be the leader after having Celestia killed.
Becoming a Communist Nation
After Lord Tirek realized that 10% of the population hated him, he decided to raise his power by nuking those who disliked him. He read about communism and decided to raise taxes and lower payment wage.
Once a nation with bad military, Equestria is now a nation with a very good military since Tirek and Geoffory ordered to bring Mobian technology to solve this. Equestria also counts with T.R.A.P.P.C. which means The Reinforced Army of Power Ponies that eat Cupcakes.
Their currency, the Equestrian Bit, has become somewhat unstable after incidents. Many are worried that this will get worse than the Rupee inflation in Hyrule.
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Deathrate related to Birthrate (Mortality): 2.6
Birthrate per person (fertility): 3.7