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DK

The Dong is loose!

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Is the dong in you?

Donkey Kong (also known as Expand Dong if you're a faggot fucker or a Shit Lord) is a badass ape who appears in Donkey Kong Country games. He will do anything and everything to eat a sweet delicious Banana Cream Pie and rape Mario's girlfriends. He wishes of one day driving around in a fancy car.

DK plays GTA V until his eyes burn like hell. He was molested by Racist Mario while racing on a track. Due to this tragic event, DK has become more of a coward than Kirby has ever been. Now, he sits on his couch watching Family Guy.

Youtube Poop Donkey Kong Sells His Liver For Banana Cream Pie

Youtube Poop Donkey Kong Sells His Liver For Banana Cream Pie

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Family

  • Cranky Kong (Grandfather)
  • Donkey Kong Jr. (Father) (Wut da faq? His name is Donkey Kong and his father's name is Donkey Kong Jr. Da faq is dis zhit? Do you think we should called him Cranky Kong Jr. or not?)
  • Candy Kong (Wife)
  • Diddy Kong (Nephew)
  • Dixie Kong (Niece)
  • Mario (Adoptive Great-Grandfather)
  • Funky Kong (Cousin? Brother?)
  • Lanky Kong (HE)
  • Monkey D. Luffy (Nephew)
  • Monkey D. Dragon (Cousin)
  • Monkey D. Garp (Uncle)
  • Portgas D. Ace (Adopted Nephew/Deceased)
  • Sabo (Another Adopted Nephew)
  • King Kong (Cousin from Skull Island)
  • Harambe (Great Grandfather)

Expand Dong Meme

Db3

The Expand Dong meme is a picture of a sly looking Donkey Kong with some text on the bottom. The text

seems to be a mash up of titles of the Donkey Kong games saying something like expand dong.

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Trivia

  • He is named after a donkey.
  • He expands his dong.
  • He is the son of king kong