Derpy Hooves is a fan-named character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Much like the show's audience, she is an annoying pest who appears to suffer from Down Syndrome.


  • Dinky ( Daughter)
  • Ponet ( Husband)
  • Muffins
  • Getting drunk
  • Peeing and pooing
  • Doctor Whooves
  • Rainbow Dash
  • Applejack
  • Fluffle Puff
  • Getting humped
  • Chocolate fountains
  • Farting
  • Ice Cream
  • Michael J. Caboose
  • Teletubbies (because they are as retarded as Derpy)


  • Diamond Tiara (She shoved poor Dinky)
  • When there are no muffins
  • Toilets
  • Peers
  • Cupcakes
  • Silver Spoon
  • Being called Stupid and Retarded


In the episode The Last Roundup, Derpy had her first speaking role. Her voice and behavior reminded many soccer moms of their own children and stirred up some controversy. As a result, Derpy's eyes were fixed to appear normal in all of her appearances.

The ones who really overreacted were the fans. They believed that because a character with little to no speaking roles or relevance to the show had a small adjustment to her appearance, she was ruined. Ignoring that the creators could have faced a lawsuit, they flipped into the same kind of tantrum Derpy would have if she didn't get ice cream, demanding that the original Derpy be brought back. But to no avail, Derpy remains "dead" to this day....


  • I just don't know what went wrong.
  • You ok, Rainbow Dash?! Anything I can do to help?
  • Nice work, Rainbow Dash.
  • Yay, Applejack!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!