"I have the bravery, to bring back slavery"
– David Cameron


Him in 2013.

David Cameron was the last PM dictator of the United Kingdom. Some people say that he acts worse than George W. Bush, which is clearly an attainment. He sold the NHS, forced millions to work without pay, and increased debt. Under his regime, the UK is expected to decline 13% in GDP.


Cassetteboy - Cameron's Conference Rap01:53

Cassetteboy - Cameron's Conference Rap

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Cassetteboy vs David Cameron - Gettin' Piggy With It

Cameron was born into a rich family, and spent his early years wasting his money on luxury champagne. One day, he got so drunk, he thought he could take control of the UK, and through Billion Pound hedge funds, he won.

He has since spent time making Britain worse for the next guy.

Oh yeah, in collage he fucked a dead pig. This is why you don’t join the rich people clubs. To make matters worse, he has a weird pig fetish and constantly stalks Peppa Pig and her mother.

On top of that, he is a perennial liar. He once said that leaving the EU would lead to war, but if that's true, why did he set up a referendum in the first place?


  • The poor
  • Labour
  • Those damn Scots


  • Slavery
  • 0 Hour Contracts
  • Unfettered Capitalism
  • Pigs (sexually)
  • Peppa Pig
  • The EU (so he says)


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