Since his birth, he learned that he was gifted. 2 months later, he already wanted to kill his mother and began training with the Sith Lord Sidious. At the age of 4, before finishing his training with Sidious, he devoted himself to paint pictures with Bob Ross and again traveled back to Sidious, but he had already escaped from the Death Star and it exploded with Maul inside (believe it or not, he survived). He says that his master, Sidious cut his tongue off with a lightsaber in order to masturbate with a picture of Yoda. He's easily offended by people saying he looks like the Devil.
- Killing Jedi's
- Rick Astley
- Darth Sidious (sometimes)
- Miley Cyrus
- General Grievous (His boyfriend)
- Saying AWESOME!
- Getting raped
- a certain slut
- Becoming the ultimate Sith Master of all time
- Having sex with Grievous, Dooku and Hux
- Being edgy