Kneel before Cyrus!

Cyrus is the self declared god of The YouTube Poop World. He hates all love and happiness and once attempted to reboot the entire universe into one soulless giant Starbucks. As the disciple of the Great Mighty Poo, Cyrus is one of the most powerful beings in The YouTube Poop World.



Cyrus was the rape baby of Cyrana, the poor woman suffered the wrath of a naked fiend. Cyrus first learned the concept of friendship when he first watched My Little Pony and later he stole a bank of Gamelon, but he still had trouble making friends because he was creepy and rob a bank is a very silly thing today. Most kids simply avoided him, but he had to the deal with two bullies, Archie and Maxie who would continuously call him a nerd. One day Cyrus watched Don Random destroy Clown School of Pennywise, with that experience, Cyrus decided to create his own team.

Team GalacticEdit

Cyrus founded Team Galactic, a group of incompetent teenagers with Lady Gaga-inspired outfits. Their various actions included "stealing" honey from trees, harassing children, and blowing up a lake. Very few of their schemes would have anything to do with their cause. Cyrus wanted to manipulate the fabric of space and time to reset the universe to one that suits him better.

Becoming a godEdit

Contrary to Cyrus' expectations, trampling all over the laws of reality did not end well and he ended up creating a black hole which he fell into, he was pronounced dead, but nobody knew that this was not the case. He was somehow warped into the alternate reality of The YouTube Poop World which he met the Great Mighty Poo who gave Cyrus the YTP World as part of a deal. Cyrus met his alternate self whom he killed and buried. He then took over the alternate Team Galactic. He is still constantly pestered by obsessed followers and gold diggers.

Mental disordersEdit

Cyrus developed mental problems after becoming GMP's disciple, making his mind an easy target for The Mysterious Stranger who possessed Cyrus and forced him to kill several TG members. Finally, the group found an exorcist to drive out the demon from Cyrus's body.

Daily LifeEdit

Cyrus is at war with most of the YTP World, his opposition trying to bring him down so the green fox will be the new god of YouTube Poop. He is at a great disadvantage due the exceptional stupidity of his team and the high mortality rate. Jupiter tried to solve this by giving them books titled "How to be a member of Team Galactic", Unfortunately, the members used the books to light a camp fire... which burned down half of TG HQ.


  • There is the theory that Cyrus gave the green light to Skodwarde and his squad to kill Ratigan's army and Ganondork was who told the idea to Cyrus.
  • There is a rumor that Cyrus erased Maxie and Archie when the GMP gave him supreme power. He took over Team Magma and Team Aqua and merged them into Team Galatic.