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Maurice
CRAZY OLD MAURICE!!!

Gender

Male

Age:

69

Occupation:

Scientist, Genie

Nationality

French

Birth Date:

1946

Crazy Old Maurice aka Maurice aka Maurice Old Crazy is a character from The Beauty and the Beast. When he was 24, he had his first son named Ushrom and at age 47 he married a girl, made her pregnant, and got a daughter named Belle. He interrupted Gaston by terrorizing the lot. He got kicked out by Gaston's men for some reason. Due to Crazy Old Maurice. Gaston and the Beast had a fight to the death. He was completely responsible for Gaston's death, and was hospitalized in 2015 from a Viagra overdose. After recovering, he once again tried to get his boner. But began raving about a Bee having Belle locked in a dungeon and consequently was thrown out the tavern. He was later seen saying " Will no one (bleep) me?". After this he went home and began developing nuclear weapons for North Korea. The first few tests ended in failure. His latest missile test was a success but he inadvertently killed Belle and The Beast and destroyed the castle.

Family

Likes

  • Explosions
  • Belle
  • Beer
  • Getting Boners
  • Helpless kids
  • Raving

Dislikes

  • Gaston
  • The Beast (Formerly)
  • Gaston's song
  • Gaston's men
  • Not getting a boner

Trivia

  • He is Morshu's uncle
  • He got no visitors, they are all afraid to be raped by him
  • He was last seen in the Cave of Wonders, about to eat Aladdin for dinner.
  • He is now a genie
  • He tried stealing Packie McReary's money.

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