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Cornholio

The Prophet Cornholio

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"Im the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
– Cornholio

Cornholio von Olio was a prophet of the almighty Bunghole. He wore his shirt over his head, and talked in rhymes. He was the founder of Bungholism. He was commonly hated by the Christian community (once they found out he was not joking).

HistoryEdit

Early LifeEdit

Cornholio was born in Lake Titicaca, Nicaragua. After he was born, he was diagnosed with mental retardation so his parents put him in a basket hoping he would drow. Sadly, this didn't happen and Cornholio was saved by a cloggage of TP. Cornholio was eventually founded by some unimportant guy, who raised him for the first eight years of his life but then he was booted out after learning Cornholio was special. Cornholio then started hearing a voice in his head that claimed it was the almighty Bunghole, and it started to demand for TP. At first Cornholio ignored the voice but later started to listen to it.

ProphetEdit

The almighty Bunghole gave Cornholio the advice that helped him survive the wilderness. It wasn't soon until Cornholio became religious and dedicated his entire life to the almighty Bungholio. The almighty Bungholio then instructed Cornholio to go to the United States to spread his teaching but Cornholio was deported to Mexico due to him acting weird.

Cornholio then ran across the border and started his glorious new life as a illegal immigrant. 

Founder of Bungholioism​Edit

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The Early Bungholians giving their TP to Cornholio.

Cornholio was having trouble finding an audeance who didn't think he was joking. Then one day, Cornholio injured himself when one of his masturbation toys broke mid-use. He went to the hospital where members of a cult mistaken him for the second coming of Jesus. The cult began to listen to Cornholio and follow his teachings. It wasn't long until the cult grew until a full grown religion with Cornholio becoming one of the most influencial people in the world.

However, Cornholio soon got bored so he litterally walked away.

DeathEdit

Cornholio died on December 30, 2011. He died from electrocution during a shock therapy session.

TeachingsEdit

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Cornholio teaching about the fate of the "Non-Believers"

  • There is the almighty Bunghole.
  • The almighty Bunghole needs TP.
  • One day, the almighty Bunghole will snap and kill all the "non-believers" (non-Bungholians).
  • The almighty Bunghole blessed man with the gift of TP.

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