Colonel H. Stinkmeaner was someone who wanted to conquer the world during his lunchtime.
Stinkmeaner was born in Murica, but he left the place for lack of dictatorship and because his neighbor always asked him if he could give him water for his flowers while he was wearing a cleavage. During his plan to conquer the world, he was unfortunately killed by the faggot named Robert "Grandad" Freeman. He came back and possessed Obama's much smarter and superior cousin: Tom DuBois, unfortunately, once again his plans to rule the world were stopped by the Freeman family. He waited in hell for 69 days until Dr. Robotnik and Ganon revived him with the Dragon Balls. He now plots with them to get revenge on Sonic The Hedgehog, Link, and the Freeman family.
- He is not a martial artist. He is a blind old man who had just gotten lucky.
- In his first form he is all talk, as two punches will kill him.
- Stinkmeaner returned from Hell again, this time as a duck. In his duck form, he can beat anyone's ass.