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Cheeseburger-stabbing
The Cheeseburger Stabbing was one of the darkest events in U.S. history, occurring in Toledo. It all began in 2013, when a man was bought a Cheeseburger, then another cheeseburger appeared and stabbed the man's cheeseburger. The stabber was eventually eaten, but the victim wasn't.

News of the stabbing when global, even the leader of the Murica Party made a speech about it.

"Murica"- The Leader's entire speech.

The U.S. government then started to restrict knives for cheeseburgers. Things started to turn for the better, except for the town where the stabbing took place. The town banned cheeseburgers, and it turned into compelete anarchy.

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