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Caillou Joins The Circus (Good Quality)

Caillou Joins The Circus (Good Quality)

A typical day in the life of Caillou. If you let your children become anything like him, you failed as a human being.

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Cailou
Full Name Caillou
Aliases
Background Information
Hometown
Status Alive (Resurrected)
Likes
Dislikes
Nationality
Occupation Unemployed
Alignment
Source
Appearances Caillou, Saitama
Sexual Orientation
Religion
Physical Description
Species Human-Hyrulian Hybrid
Gender Male
Age 4 in Caillou, 20 in Saitama
Hair Color None
Fur Color
Feather Color
Eye Color White
Height 1 foot
Weight 2 ounces
Breast Size
Power Level
Relationships
Family The King (Biological Father)

Boris (Adoptive Father) Doris (Mother) Rosie (Sister) Daillou (Twin Brother) Baillou (Triplet Brother) Zelda (Half-Sister)

Friends Leo, Clementine
Enemies
Channel
Date Joined
Content
Subscribers
Views
Videos

Caillou, a 4 year old dying Cancer patient, was living proof that children must be punished for their misbehavior. Sometimes he has a twin brother named Daillou and on rarer occasions, a triplet named Baillou. He is the son of The King. Caillou tends to get grounded often as a result of obnoxious and spoiled behavior.

At 2 years old, Caillou was diagnosed with Stage 4 Leukemia. As a result, his parents wanted to give him whatever he wanted before he died. Caillou requested to have his own Reality TV show.

Likes

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Caillou today.

  • Being Happy
  • Barney
  • Dora the Explorer (Formerly)
  • The Wiggles
  • Gilbert
  • Annoying People/Being a troll
  • Pingas
  • Dildos
  • White People
  • His shit
  • Nick Jr
  • Sprout
  • When his dad gets grounded
  • Killing/eating Rosie
  • When Rosie dies

Obsessions

  • Chuck E. Cheese's
  • Watching Baby Shows
  • Trouble Making
  • Eating his own Shit.

Dislikes

  • Mario
  • Luigi
  • Bowser
  • Spaghetti
  • Tarantulas
  • Manga
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  • Black People
  • Other people's Shit
  • Not Going to the Circus
  • Arthur Read
  • Slender Man
  • Weegee

Hates

  • Caillou's Dad
  • Caillou's Mom
  • Rosie
  • Small children
  • Adult Shows
  • Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
  • Getting Grounded
  • When People make videos of him getting grounded
  • Dora the Explore (Now)
  • You

Personality

Just like everybody else on the show, Caillou has no personality at all. A show being just like reality is no excuse not to give anyone a personality. The characters in Clarence have more personality traits than the "characters" in Caillou.

History

Caillou was born sometime in 1993 anywhere in Santany-Offstop, Murica, while his mom Doris was in therapy. His birth was long overdue because of his absolute refusal to leave his mother's womb. It was really The King whom of which was Caillou's real father due to a one night stand with Doris while she was on a trip to Hyrule. However, it was always assumed that Boris was the father. Since the very first time he didn't get his way, Caillou screamed and complained nonstop. It is likely that his parents never slept.

After being diagnosed with cancer, Caillou's parents noticed strange behavior from him. He was seen murmuring to mirrors in the dark, randomly bursting into tears, and trying to sacrifice his sister to the giant glow-in-the-dark tarantula in the sky.

With his parents contemplating suicide and his sister's future at beefed steak, Caillou continued being the brat he is. He decided that his life sucks and wanted new parents, so he decided to kill his own. He shackled his family in the basement and attempted to summon the tarantula god of his. In a black fog Caillou mysteriously vanished along the tarantula.

Death and Ressurection

When Caillou's parents abandoned him he was caught by African soldiers. They stabbed him 5 times and one soldier got his head. However, after his death, Caillou went to hell, where The Devil offered him a deal so that he would be resurrected. Caillou accepted the deal and was resurrected, continuing his bratty mischief. 
Youtube Poop - PBS Banned Episode Caillou Goes to Africa-1

Youtube Poop - PBS Banned Episode Caillou Goes to Africa-1