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Caillou Joins The Circus (Good Quality)03:31

Caillou Joins The Circus (Good Quality)

A typical day in the life of Caillou. If you let your children become anything like him, you failed as a human being.

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Cailou
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Status unemployed
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Occupation retard
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Physical Description
Species moron
Gender
Age 4
Hair Color none
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Eye Color white
Height 1 foot
Weight 2 ounces
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Caillou, a 4 year old bratty cancer patient was living proof that children must be punished for their misbehavior. If you ask him to tell you the difference between Mario and Luigi, he'll just simply utter his retarded old phrase, "I dunno." If you ask him to tell you the difference between Mario and Warion, he will get confused and throw his trademark tantrums. Sometimes, he has a twin brother named Daillou and on rarer occasions, a triplet named Baillou. He tends to get grounded often. His dad is actually Saitama, who is actually kinder than him.

Likes

  • Being Happy
  • Barney
  • Dora the Explorer (Formerly)
  • The Wiggles
  • Gilbert
  • Annoying People/Being a troll
  • Pingas
  • Dildos
  • White People
  • His shit
  • Nick Jr
  • Sprout
  • When his dad gets grounded
  • Killing/eating Rosie
  • When Rosie dies

Obsessions

  • Chuck E. Cheese's
  • Watching Baby Shows
  • Trouble Making

Dislikes

  • Mario
  • Luigi
  • Bowser
  • Spaghetti
  • Tarantulas
  • The King
  • Manga
  • Black People
  • Other people's Shit
  • Not Going to the Circus
  • Arthur Read
  • Slender Man
  • Weegee

Hates

  • Caillou's Dad
  • Caillou's Mom
  • Rosie
  • Small children
  • Adult Shows
  • Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
  • Getting Grounded
  • When People make videos of him getting grounded
  • Dora the Explore (Now)

Personality

Just like everybody else on the show, Caillou has no personality at all. A show being just like reality is no excuse not to give anyone a personality. The characters in Clarence have more personality traits than the "characters" in Caillou.

History

Caillou was born sometime in 1993 anywhere in Santany-Offstop, Uncary, while his mom Doris was in therapy. His birth was long overdue because of his absolute refusal to leave his mother's womb. Since the very first time he didn't get his way, he screamed and complained nonstop. It is likely that his parents never slept.

After being diagnosed with cancer, Caillou's parents noticed strange behavior from him. He was seen murmuring to mirrors in the dark, randomly bursting into tears, and trying to sacrifice his sister to the giant glow-in-the-dark tarantula in the sky.

With his parents contemplating suicide and his sister's future at beefed steak, Caillou continued being the brat he is. He decided that his life sucks and wanted new parents, so he decided to kill his own. He shackled his family in the basement and attempted to summon the tarantula god of his. In a black fog Caillou mysteriously vanished along the tarantula.

Death

When Caillou's parents abandoned him he was caught by African soldiers. They stabbed him 5 times and one soldier got his head. Don't believe me? Watch the video below! 
Youtube Poop - PBS Banned Episode Caillou Goes to Africa-107:07

Youtube Poop - PBS Banned Episode Caillou Goes to Africa-1

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