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Bonzi Buddy

Bonzi Buddy is a piece of malware. It can be found on You's computer that runs Windows XP, along with 502 other viruses from viewing websites not considered to be 'trustworthy' - why else would You be here?

"REST IN PISS FOREVER MISS" -BonziBUDDY's old website, as quoted before being completely deleted from the Internet.

BonziBuddy - Copy

Description

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Bonzi Buddy on a corrupted computer

Bonzi Buddy is a purple monkey that would assist you with menial everyday tasks such as e-mail, web browsing, or masturbation.

He is basically like Clippy, although he is filled with malware. He is more cancerous than clippy, too.

He expands dong every day. He loves his fully expanded dong more than Bill Nye the Science Guy. His fully expanded dong is out for Harambe.

Likes

  • MEMZ virus
  • Vinesauce Joel
  • Super Minecraft Kid
  • Shrek
  • Infecting people with malware and spyware
  • Softonic
  • Expanding his dong

Death

Bonzi Buddy was in a computer during one of Vinesauce Joel's streams. After Bonzi Buddy told a really bad joke, Joel deleted System32, thus Bonzi Buddy was deleted alongside everything else.

On his grave, the following text was etched into the gravestone:

RIP BONZIBUDDY

1999-2014

"MY GREATEST DREAM WAS A WORLD WITHOUT JEWS"

Bonzi Buddy - All Star00:59

Bonzi Buddy - All Star

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