Bonzi Buddy is a piece of malware. It can be found on You's computer that runs Windows XP, along with 502 other viruses from viewing websites not considered to be 'trustworthy' - why else would You be here?
"REST IN PISS FOREVER MISS" -BonziBUDDY's old website, as quoted before being completely deleted from the Internet.
Bonzi Buddy is a purple monkey that would assist you with menial everyday tasks such as e-mail, web browsing, or masturbation.
He is basically like Clippy, although he is filled with malware. He is more cancerous than clippy, too.
- MEMZ virus
- Vinesauce Joel
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Infecting people with malware and spyware
- Expanding his dong
Bonzi Buddy was in a computer during one of Vinesauce Joel's streams. After Bonzi Buddy told a really bad joke, Joel deleted System32, thus Bonzi Buddy was deleted alongside everything else.
On his grave, the following text was etched into the gravestone:
"MY GREATEST DREAM WAS A WORLD WITHOUT JEWS"