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"Remember kids, always hop in a strangers' car!"
– Barney

The Evil
Barney Johnson
Full Name Barney D. Johnson III
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Status Nonexistant (Banished to the land of imagination)
Likes Children
Molesting
Child Pornography
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Nationality Unknown, most likely Murican
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Alignment Evil
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Sexual Orientation Pedophiliac
Religion Unknown
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Species Dinosaur, formerly Human
Gender Male
Age 72 years old
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Friends Children (Not really)
Enemies Children (secretly)
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Barney Johnson, simply known as Barney the Dinosaur is a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus Rex who was formerly human but was banished to the realm of imagination by the Murican government due to pedophilia charges against underage boys and became a Dinosaur for eternity. He currently lives on Sesame Street but isn't on the show because he already has his own show. Barney is especially known to be a baiting trickster who uses his kid-friendly personality and television show to his advantage to get close to underage, pre-pubescent boys.

Description

Barney is a 72 year old dinosaur who was formerly a human named Barney Johnson. He is best known for his friendly, optimistic (and even generous) personality and his positive attitude, however this is merely a trick to be able to lure young boys into his web of pervertedness. His theme song is the "Barney Theme Song" (or "Barney is a Dinosaur"). Barney likes most kinds of food, but his favorite is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, assumingly with Pumpernickel bread.

Every episode of Barney the Dinosaur begins with a Barney re-write of the tune of "Yankee Doodle" and ends with a rendition of "I Love You", the song that has become a signature of the show. He likes to rape children and he is featured in videos that have his and his friends' dialogue bleeped to make it sound like they are swearing.

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  • He has a 45 degree bent penis