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"Keep doing drugs kids! Or else I will disappear!"
– Barney


The Evil
Barney
Full Name
Aliases
Background Information
Hometown
Status Nonexistant (Banished to land of imagination)
Likes Children
Drugs
his own show
Dislikes
Nationality North Korean
Occupation
Alignment Evil
Source
Appearances
Sexual Orientation Bisexual (pedophiliac)
Religion Furryism
Physical Description
Species Furry
Gender Male
Age 65 or 200 million
Hair Color
Fur Color
Eye Color
Height
Weight
Breast Size
Power Level
Realtionships
Family
Friends Kids (not really)
Enemies Elmo
Kids (secretly)
Channel
Date Joined
Content
Subscribers
Views
Videos

Barney the Dinosaur (born March 19, 1950 age 65) is a purple dinosaur (or is he?), who was banished to the realm of imagination due to pedophilia charges. He lives on Sesame Street but isn't shown on the show because he already has his own show.

Description

Barney is a two hundred million year old purple tyrannosaurus rex, who supposedly comes to life through a child's imagination, though this was yet hoax made up by the Murican government. He is best known for his friendly, optomistic (and even generous) personality and his positive attitude, though he's probably just happy from being turned on. His theme song is the "Barney Theme Song" (or "Barney is a Dinosaur"). Barney likes most kinds of food, but his favorite is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, assumingly with Pumpernickel bread, which is his favorite bread.

Every episode of Barney the Dinosaur begins with a Barney re-write of the tune of "Yankee Doodle" and ends with a rendition of "I Love You", the song that has become a signature of the show. He likes to rape children and he is featured in videos that have his and his friends' dialogue bleeped to make it sound like they are swearing.

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