Ash Ketchum
Ash SM




10 (biologically)
30 (physically)




Bash Ketchum (brother)

Ash Ketchum is the star of a reality TV show that involves him traveling to Third World countries and advertising the Pokemon that live there along with Pikachu. He wishes to become the very best MLG noscoper Pokemon trainer. He dreams of one day defeating Cynthia and becoming the champion, but due to his inability to properly prepare or put any actual effort into his training, he loses every Pokemon tournament there is, even when his Pokemon are higher level than his opponent's.

He never seems to die; he has died millions of times and seems to come back to life. He might be a hacker.

Love Life

Throughout the run of Pokemon, Ash would bring two or three others with him on quest if they meet... certain requirements. He would win over a female co-star with his nice guy facade if he finds their outfits or asses attractive. His favorite method was his famous "bicycle trick." No matter what he saw in them, or how they felt for him, he would soon get bored of them and leave them behind thinking they are just disposable whores.

His longest lasting co-star was Brock (not to be confused with Frisk), whom Ash actually valued and wanted to keep around forever. When Brock left the show to become a doctor, Ash spiraled into a depression that impeded his skill as a trainer and left him desperately searching a new male lead to fill the hole that Brock left. He is currently unsuccessful in finding one, as every time he travels to a new region, the male trainer does not follow him.

Presidential Term


Ash finally realizes he's a hillbilly

Ash ran for president of YouTube following the impeachment of Dr. Robotnik against Mario and Wario. He amazingly won the election even though nobody voted for him.

His term sent YouTube into four years of darkness, which ended with Ash losing by a landslide in the next election.


One day, during his travels in Kalos, Ash fell off the grid when he was meant to leave for Alola. While Pikachu and the other Pokémon were found alive and well, (by Team Rocket) nothing turned up in the search for Ash. He was soon given up for dead.


Ash in 2002

He somehow never ages; he should be thirty by now.

What nobody knew was that Ash has been trapped in Serena's basement.

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