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|“||NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!||”|
–Adolf Hitler, Inglorious Bastards
Adolf Hitler, better known as Hitler and Der Führer, was an evil German general and dictator.
Hitler was born in Mario's hotel on April 20, 1889. When his Brother died, he turned into a Nazi and he hated his father so badly that he even threw Paint at him!!
- A certain Jew
- Hermann Fegelein
- Jews from Israel
- Joseph Stalin
- Franklin D Roosevelt
- Winston Churchill
- Lex Luthor
- Tyrantrum (His killer)
- Ronald McDonald
- Doctor Richtofen
- Beast Wars Megatron
- Johann Schmidt also known as the Red Skull.
- Amy Rose
- Stu Pickles
- Justin Bieber
- Rebecca Black
Hitler's pet Edit
Adolf Hitler owned a black raven called "Braun". He can talk, but he's equally stupid and racism like his owner.
Once Hitler rose to power in Germany, he put all his hypnotic energy into a brainwashing book called Mein Kampf(essentially an evil version of The Enclosed Instruction Book) to get all Germans to hate Jews just as much as Hitler did so he could assemble an army of hapless hypnotized Germans called Nazis.
Molested by a Certain JewEdit
When Hitler was watching SNL one day, he heard a noise and came in his office and found a pair of glasses on his desk. after looking at them.Drew Pickles(who found his glasses) touched his butt and molested him. hitler choked Drew and beat him unconscious. He then called Hyrule State Prison to arrest him, but Drew awoke and managed to escape by jumping into his Pingas Mobile. Hitler became bisexual after the incident and swore vengeance on all Jews.