"Bring me Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!"
– Adolf Hitler raging over Fegelein's antics
Adolf Hitler, better known as Hitler, Der Führer, Dolfy or Poor Old Man (born April 20, 1889; age 128, died April 30, 1945, 72 years ago) was an evil German general and dictator.
Hitler was born in Mario's hotel on April 20, 1889. When his Brother died, he turned into a Nazi and he hated his father so badly that he even threw Paint at him!!
Hitler was forced to have a rap battle with Darth Vader in Epic Rap Battles of History while he was in Hyrule State Prison. He died when Vader cut him in half. He was sent back to Barney's hell. and there he was killed by Nazi Bing Bong
- Nazi Bing Bong
- A certain Jew
- Microsoft (They banned him from Xbox Live)
- Jews in Europe(Except for his childhood Doctor)
- Joseph Stalin
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Illuminati (his army was quickscoped the Illuminati, although he is a part of the illuminati himself)
- Winston Churchill
- Lex Luthor
- Inglorious Basterds Hitler (Because he thinks he's the real Hitler)
- Angry German Kid (mostly)
- Darth Vader
- Hermann Fegelein (Because of his antics)
- Hermann Göring (Because of his weight problems)
- His childhood doctor. (Which was Jewish. But he was OK with that)
- Joseph Stalin (formerly)
- Benito Mussolini
- Ronald McDonald
- Chara (for committing genocide and for being in the Nazis)
- Doctor Richtofen
- Beast Wars Megatron
- Bonzi Buddy
- Johann Schmidt (Also known as the Red Skull)
- Gabe Newell
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Rose
- Stu Pickles
- Justin Bieber
- Rebecca Black
Hitler's pet Edit
Adolf Hitler owned a black raven called "Braun". He can talk, but he's equally stupid and racist like his owner.
Once Hitler rose to power in Germany, he put all his hypnotic energy into a brainwashing book called Mein Kampf (an evil version of The Enclosed Instruction Book) to get all Germans to hate Jews just as much as Hitler did so he could assemble an army of hapless hypnotized Germans called Nazis.
Molested by a Certain JewEdit
When Hitler was watching SNL one day, he heard a noise and came in his office and found a pair of glasses on his desk, after looking at them. Drew Pickles (who found his glasses) touched his butt and molested him. Hitler choked Drew and beat him unconscious. He then called Hyrule State Prison to arrest him, but Drew awoke and managed to escape by jumping into his Pingas Mobile. Hitler became bisexual after the incident and swore vengeance on all Jews.
- He is one of the few people who aren't able to be an hero because he killed himself.
- Hitler still lives on, in the shriveled up hearts of the Neo-Nazi.
- Hitler had only one ball, he losed the other one (his right) during the WWI.